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hard to get, nice to know, easy to trust, complicated. It's very rare that you meet someone that is perfect. Truthfully, it's because nobody is

pizzadut:

Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.

well these claws ain’t for just attractin’ mates

pizzadut:

Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.

well these claws ain’t for just attractin’ mates

sailingaugust:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” 

- Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

ehentalix:

dennys:

Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!

Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit

but but but, thats such a waste of a perfectly good pancake :,(

ehentalix:

dennys:

Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!

Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit

but but but, thats such a waste of a perfectly good pancake :,(

geothebio:

"write two paragraphs describing yourself"

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fabulous-margarita:

This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.